Terms and Conditions

Because someone said we had to write this. And honestly, they were probably right.

Effective Date: April 10, 2025

Welcome to Poppersona.com—home of weird monsters, emotional insight, and stickers.

These Terms and Conditions govern your use of this site and any purchases, downloads, or emotionally revealing experiences you may have while you’re here. By accessing this site or buying our stuff, you agree to the following terms.

We tried to keep it human.
Please read it anyway.

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1. What You Can (and Can’t) Do With Poppersona Content

We worked hard on these monsters. Please respect that.

You’re allowed to:

  • Take the quiz for personal entertainment and introspection.
  • Download or share your result on social media (please tag us if you can!)
  • Use your monster image as your phone background, profile pic, or shrine centerpiece.

You’re not allowed to:

  • Sell or redistribute Poppersona images, descriptions, or results.
  • Use our characters for your own merchandise, branding, or commercial projects.
  • Remove watermarks or edit our artwork to make it look like you created it.
  • Use this site in any unlawful, abusive, or just plain mean way.

2. Merch and Stuff You Might Buy

For physical or digital products (like prints, apparel, or emotional support stickers).

Ordering

  • Orders are processed through a secure checkout system.
  • You agree to provide accurate shipping and payment info.
  • You also agree not to panic if your package takes a few extra days. We’re monsters, not magicians.

Shipping

  • We do our best to ship promptly. Estimated delivery times will be provided.
  • We’re not responsible for delays caused by shipping carriers or interdimensional rifts.

Returns & Refunds

  • If your product is damaged, misprinted, or cursed, contact us within 14 days of receiving it.
  • We may offer a replacement or refund—depending on the issue and our current emotional bandwidth.
  • We cannot accept returns for items that were worn, washed, or emotionally bonded with.

3. Disclaimers (Let’s All Be Clear About What This Is)

We love what we made. We care about it deeply.
But it is important—legally and otherwise—to say the following:

Personality Quiz Disclaimer

Poppersona is a personality exploration tool based on creative interpretations of long-standing temperament theory. It is not a diagnostic tool. It is not therapy. It is not science.
We are not licensed psychologists, psychiatrists, therapists, or counselors.
We’re artists, writers, and emotionally overinvested monster enthusiasts.

While the quiz may feel insightful (and we hope it does), any perceived accuracy is coincidental, metaphorical, or a result of well-written character summaries and your own pattern recognition skills.

Please do not use your Poppersona result to:

  • Make major life decisions.
  • End relationships.
  • Diagnose yourself or others.
  • Justify your group project behavior (even if it fits).
  • Determine whether or not you should buy a house.

If you're struggling with mental health, self-image, or identity-related challenges, we encourage you to seek support from licensed professionals. Our monsters are emotionally available, but not qualified.

Creative Content Disclaimer

All Poppersona monsters, character names, bios, and artwork are original creations. They are designed to be entertaining, expressive, and metaphorical—not literal, factual, or prescriptive.

Any resemblance to real people, mythical creatures, or that weird dream you had last Tuesday is entirely coincidental.

Product & Merchandise Disclaimer

Our merch (stickers, prints, apparel, etc.) is created for entertainment and personal use only. It is not intended to:

  • Cure ailments.
  • Summon anything.
  • Replace therapy.
  • Withstand emotional storms.
  • Make you a better person (though you might feel cooler wearing it).

Product descriptions, monster designs, and accompanying copy are creative expressions. We make no guarantees that you will resonate with your result, fall in love with your sticker, or stop spiraling after receiving your mug.

Data & Insight Disclaimer

Any interpretations, insights, or revelations you experience are your own responsibility. We provide a personality quiz and emotional monsters—not life plans.

If you find your result deeply moving, that’s great. If it causes you to rethink your entire identity and cry in a Target parking lot, please talk to someone who is licensed to help.

Legal Bottom Line

Everything on this site is for entertainment and personal reflection only.
By using this site, you agree not to hold Poppersona, its creators, artists, writers, or affiliated emotional gremlins liable for:

  • Personal revelations.
  • Existential crises.
  • Creative inspiration.
  • Disagreements about your type.
  • Sudden personality-based purchases.
  • Misuse of monster content.
  • Or anything that could reasonably be described as “a vibe shift”.

4. Privacy and Cookies

We do collect some basic info like page visits, quiz completions, and vibes (just kidding—no vibes). See our Privacy Policy for how we handle your data.

5. Age Requirements

You must be 13 or older to use this site. If you’re under 18, get permission before buying anything. Also, tell your mom she’s doing great.

And if you're over 18, you can still tell your mom she's doing great. Call her more, she'll appreciate it*.

*No guarantees that she'll appreciate it.

6. Changes to These Terms

We might change these Terms someday. If we do, we’ll update the date at the top and possibly mutter something cryptic about transformation.

7. Contact Us

Got questions? Complaints? Or a chain email from 2003 that needs to be passed on before you get cursed?
Email us at: contact@poppersona.com
We can’t promise a speedy reply, but we will overthink your message with great care.

This website is operated by Lowbit Studio LLC, a Washington State limited liability company.

Deeply unserious. Tragically accurate.

© Poppersona. All monsters are emotionally fictional. Any resemblance to your actual personality is purely… uncanny.
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